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Christian - other

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Listening to music, whilst working on the pc, cycling, doing the ironing, the decorating, the cooking, my exercisers, the gardening, my sun bathing - if i get time, washing the car, or out walking.

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MOVIES

Anything but the most scary horror moveies like - 'saw,' yikes, way too scary and grisly for me., or sci-fi - not my scene neither.

my preferences are .........

MUSIC

Some fave ppl I like in the music industry and because I like so many of their tracks I will just mentioned here just one of their songs that I like da best, here as follows....

WILL YOUNG - if that's what you want
LAWRENCE GRAY - you are my lover you are my friend
ALI CAMPBELL - happiness
JON MCLAUGHLIN - smack into you
TOM BAXTER - better
BARRY WHITE - never never gonna give you up
MARK MEDLOCK - summer love
MARK ANTHONY - you sang to me
DARREN HAYES - sing to me
GEORGE MICHEAL - jesus to a child
KEITH URBAN - kiss and tell
JASON MRAZ - i'm yours
AMERCIAN IDOL:
DAVID COOK - always be my baby
KRIS ALLEN - to make you feel my love
ADAM LAMBERT - mad world

ADELE - cold shoulder
BRITNEY - mm papi
BEYONCE - halo
KYLIE - chocolate
HADISE - milk chocolate girl
LISA STANDFIELD - time to make you mine
LEONA LEWIS - run
MARIA HAUKAASS - never let go
SHANIA TWAIN - from this moment
TONI BRAXTON - you're making me high
ZOE BIRKETTE - i've got you under my skin

CHAKA_DEMUS_&_PLIERS - I WANNA BE YOUR MAN
MELEE - built to last
TAKE THAT - i'd wait for life
SASH - stay
BODIES WITHOUT ORGANS - sunshine in the rain
BREAD - baby i'm a want you
THE KILLERS - human
THE HIGH KINGS - snowbound

GIRLS ALLOWED - the promise
PUSSYCAT DOLLS - happily never after
SISTER SLEDGE - thinking of you

BOOKS

Yes rather than magazines or newspapers i prefer to get my nose in a good book and chill for awhile

Lils - MY BLOGS

What Women Want In A Man!

Posted On: 06/20/2009 10:34:20

AMERICAN IDOL GRANDE FINALE

Posted On: 05/23/2009 19:25:46

Paralysed for life by a 15-year-old boy with a knife

Posted On: 05/21/2009 19:44:00

AMERICAN IDOL LAST THREE

Posted On: 05/15/2009 07:20:03

Hehe

Posted On: 05/08/2009 20:15:44

AMERICAN IDOL - last 5

Posted On: 05/02/2009 18:52:46

AMERICAN IDOL

Posted On: 04/27/2009 17:34:01

THE BIGGEST ANIMAL RESCUE EVER

Posted On: 04/23/2009 14:56:24

DAVE MARSTON

Posted On: 04/23/2009 07:32:14

Missing

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TURN ON'S

Lots of turn ons that I care not to mention here.
Nice happy ppl with a nice sense of humour who can laugh about even the daftest of things

This song is one of my favorites, it is very - very beautiful.

This is a new favorite as of may31

And, also one of my faves...mmmm

Beyoncé - HALO

William Orbit Barbers Adagio For Strings

TURN OFF'S

unless they have real cause to, ppl who moan about their lot too many times, life's too short guys.,and ppl who disrespect others and also those with hatred in their heart - WHY?

Do you know what kind of thing scares the shit out of me????? L@@K AWESOME thunderstorm

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From: elizium

12/31/2009 17:47:24

From: elizium

12/05/2009 10:27:00 Hi !

From: diffuser

10/16/2009 22:39:37

From: elizium

10/12/2009 01:29:26 Have a great week !

From: diffuser

09/12/2009 04:09:36

From: diffuser

08/13/2009 20:54:35

Thank you.

Lils wrote:

nice clocks hun xxx

From: Mystic_Mary

08/01/2009 07:08:32

I am a clairvoyant, clairaudient and clairsentient psychic, as well as a fully-conscious medium. I use the name 'Mystic Mary' and do not charge for my work.

I first experienced my 'gift' when I was a child visiting relatives in Canada.

If it is okay with the management on this site, I would like to view about 10 random profiles per day and contact the member if I feel something about them.

Please contact me if you have a desire to have a reading. I cannot answer all messages but may appear in live chat if this goes well.

Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to talk with you all.

Mary

From: CyberDoll

07/31/2009 06:12:07 just saying hi Have a great weekend

From: Gif_Man

07/30/2009 07:11:38

From: MoonChild

07/21/2009 14:34:10 BEAUTIFUL page!

From: dajoy

06/16/2009 13:20:45 Hey Lils, How ya been? How those pups coming along...That bit you sent me with the bird in the park and the bird in the hand I can't stop watchin it.......thanks, Talk soon, Dave P.S. Have a phto coming on the gallery for you....you like white tigers?

From: Lils

06/09/2009 16:59:33 WONDER WHERE CLASSY LADY aka PeacefulHarpist is????? I have this for her ....

From: dajoy

06/08/2009 00:17:43

Lils wrote:

MY PUPPIES ARE DOING FINE......EATING SNAILS - IF THEY GET CHANCE. YIKES! THE VET TOLD ME TO SHOOT AT MY PUPS WITH A WATER PISTEL WHENEVER THEY WANT TO EAT THIS FRENCH DELECACY. IT'S TRUE. SHE SAID THAT WHEN THEY FIND A SNAIL TO EAT SHOOT AT THEM TO STARTLE THEM, THIS MAKES THEM KNOW THAT THIS IS A NO-NO. SHE TOLD ME NOT TO LET THE GIRLS KNOW WHERE THE WATER IS COMING FROM AND THEN SOON THEY WON'T WANT TO SAMPLE ANY MORE OF THESE HORRIBLE LITTLE SLIMY CREATURES FOR FEAR OF BEING SHOT AT WITH WATER.

THE SNAILS HAVE LEARN'T TO FLY, AND THEY GO 'WHOOOOOOOO' WHEN THEY FLY FROM MY HAND, OVER THE SHED AND ONTO THE FIELD BEYOND

WOW! Sounds like you have your hands full with the pups and teaching the snails to fly! Where do you find the time? (lol) Dave

From: diffuser

06/07/2009 10:56:48

Lils wrote:

Isn't that cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o room for coffee

Wishing you a lovely Sunday - 'chill.'

From: dajoy

06/07/2009 00:44:47

Lils wrote:

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Never knew chess was so RAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFF! (lol) Dave

How are those pups doing?

From: ghostwriter

06/03/2009 12:41:31

Lils wrote:

muhhh i wish babe xx

From: dajoy

06/03/2009 12:27:00

Lils wrote:

HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE BETTER THAN THE ONE I POSTED YESTERDAY.

Yes, this one is pretty cute. I used to go squerrel hunting when I was younger. I think I shot this one, he ran off undaunted! No wonder!............Dave

From: dajoy

05/28/2009 23:11:15

Lils wrote:

Hi Dave.....It's been a beautiful day here.....lovely sunny warm weather. Hope your day is just as nice - weather.

Well, lets just say it may be nice on Saturday.......I hope your tomorrow is just as nice as it was today. Best Wishes, Dave

From: dajoy

05/28/2009 23:07:29

Lils wrote:

dajoy wrote:

Lils wrote:

Hi Dave - Hoping you#re having a wonderful day xxxx

It is raining and cold here in Boston, it may get better in November though (lol) Dave

Hope it gets better before then. fingers crossed for you xxx

Thanks a bunch! Need all the well wishes I can get! Tonight it is 40 degrees......bundle up baby! Dave

From: dajoy

05/27/2009 17:00:51

Lils wrote:

Hi Dave - Hoping you#re having a wonderful day xxxx

It is raining and cold here in Boston, it may get better in November though (lol) Dave

From: dajoy

05/27/2009 16:24:30 Just stopped by to say hello from the place across the pond......Dave

From: diffuser

05/25/2009 08:34:26

Lils wrote:

aaw he's is so cute but look what he gets up to when he grows up...

Is he planning on hurting him???????????????????

From: diffuser

05/23/2009 19:51:03

Lils wrote:

where is the mother?

Aaww arn't these just so CUTE!!!

From: diffuser

05/23/2009 11:50:05

Lils wrote:

Clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: diffuser

05/22/2009 20:31:10

Lils wrote:

Sent this for its funny content

Yes you did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: diffuser

05/17/2009 08:13:25

Lils wrote:

[quote you]I think it is even more incredible when comparing the sun to some of the other things in the universe!

You should have received it with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go on, show me

From: diffuser

05/17/2009 07:46:09

Lils wrote:

How incredible

I think it is even more incredible when comparing the sun to some of the other things in the universe!

From: diffuser

05/17/2009 07:44:22

Lils wrote:

Just the thing for you....

I like the picture but that isn't my kind of motorcycle. Thanks for the picture. I do like to picture.

From: diffuser

05/01/2009 03:47:42

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Subject:
WG: The whys of men! (fwd)

Date:
Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:09:17 +0200

> HA HA HA ...
>
>
> > The Whys of Men
> >
> >
> > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> >
> > (because they are plugged into a genius)
> >
> > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> >
> > (they don't have enough time)
> >
> > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> >
> > (they don't stop to ask directions)
> >
> > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> >
> > (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
> > vapor lock)
> >
> >
> > (You're laughing aren't you?!?!)
> >
> > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> >
> > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails
> > parties)
> >
> > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> >
> > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> >
> > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> >
> > (don't know.....it never happened)
> >
> > ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes !)
> >
> > And the personal favorite:
> >
> > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> >
> > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> >
> > Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
> > laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart
> > !
> >
> > One for the ladies
> > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
> > Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
> > he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing
> > machine?"
> > 0A"It depends," I replied. "What does it say
> > on your shirt?"
> > He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .."
> >
> > And they say blondes are dumb...
> > -----------------------------------------------
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
> > "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
> > world."
> > The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
> > -----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
> > Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
> > do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
> > like this?"
> > "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> > replied.
> > -----------------------------------------------
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sen
> > sitive man?
> > A: A rumor
> > -----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
> > him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray
> > for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
> > AMEN
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------
> > -
> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> > A: They are practicing to be men.
> > ---------------------------------------- -------
> >
> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
> > breath and calling your name?
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> > A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
> > -----------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know
> > and make their day!
> > And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of
> > humor to take it!
>
>
>

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From: diffuser

04/30/2009 20:34:58

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer responded, "This is my property and you're not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you for everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently you don't know how we settle things in Tennessee." We settle small disagreements like this with the "three kick rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the three kick rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to bide by the local custom.
The farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to the rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pile.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "OK, now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

From: diffuser

04/30/2009 19:36:09 Your box is full. That's one thing I don't like about this site.

From: diffuser

04/30/2009 19:34:53 Well there's one thing for sure, I don't have to worry about playing the video backwards! Happy is a state of mind. I of course could have been happier if I had bought a video to record the wedding. Things don't always work out. Maybe no one would've had a camera. So there's always that. Your turn. Ciao for now. Diffuser

From: diffuser

04/29/2009 18:45:26 Why don't you delete some of your mail and I'll send you a message.

From: diffuser

04/29/2009 18:09:40

Lils wrote:

Hello difuser.....didn't see your latest jokes to begin with ( must see if I can do something to make the comments area more readable) I like the jokes....hahaha. funny(could do with one of those - rollingaboutthefloor - icons )

It's there. You have to scroll down.

From: diffuser

04/29/2009 17:54:27 I would have left the joke in your mail, but your mail box is full according to the site. It happened to me here also. Must be different than the other site.

From: diffuser

04/29/2009 17:52:32

BANNED FROM WAL-MART...

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Gilbert
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Gilbert are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras .

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Sincerely,
Wal-Mart

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From: Danny

04/29/2009 17:27:01 Hi ! I'm new to all this. I just want to make new friends. I hope you have a really good day. Dan

From: samuel

04/24/2009 05:46:02 i need family friends